{"id":413,"date":"2011-06-14T15:24:14","date_gmt":"2011-06-14T15:24:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jenniferblaine.wordpress.com\/?p=413"},"modified":"2011-06-14T15:24:14","modified_gmt":"2011-06-14T15:24:14","slug":"fun-stories-of-my-four-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/2011\/06\/14\/fun-stories-of-my-four-year-old\/","title":{"rendered":"Fun Stories of my Four Year Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> I was trying to teach Lily how to get on her shoes the other day, but she didn\u2019t seem interested.<br \/>\n\u201cDon\u2019t you want to learn how to do this?\u201d I asked.<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m not really into learning Mom,\u201d replied Lily. \u201cI\u2019m more into teaching.\u201d<\/p>\n<p> *************************************************************<\/p>\n<p>The other day I was talking to Lily about our relatives.<br \/>\n\u201cThe relatives on Mommy\u2019s side of the family come from Russia and Austria. Do you remember the foreign country Daddy\u2019s relatives came from a long time ago?\u201d<br \/>\nShe nodded vigorously and shouts, \u201cNew Jersey!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>*********************************************************** <\/p>\n<p>People are often struck by Lily\u2019s looks and they forecast trouble in my future.<br \/>\nLast night her babysitter said, \u201cWatch out. Imagine when she\u2019s fifteen, you\u2019ll have to lock the door!\u201d<br \/>\nTo which Lily replied to the babysitter, \u201cWatch out. Imagine when you\u2019re sixty!  We\u2019ll have to shove you out the door!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was trying to teach Lily how to get on her shoes the other day, but she didn\u2019t seem interested. \u201cDon\u2019t you want to learn how to do this?\u201d I asked. \u201cI\u2019m not really into learning Mom,\u201d replied Lily. \u201cI\u2019m more into teaching.\u201d ************************************************************* The other day I was talking to Lily about our relatives. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}