{"id":418,"date":"2011-06-21T14:18:40","date_gmt":"2011-06-21T14:18:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jenniferblaine.wordpress.com\/?p=418"},"modified":"2011-06-21T14:18:40","modified_gmt":"2011-06-21T14:18:40","slug":"are-you-still-sad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/2011\/06\/21\/are-you-still-sad\/","title":{"rendered":"Are You Still Sad?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend I hit a blue patch. Some twenty minutes later Lily asked me, \u201cAre you still sad?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I admitted I was and she said, \u201cWell come over here to the love machine.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>What is the love machine?<\/p>\n<p>Step one: Lily looks into my eyes and says, \u201cI have such a pretty Mommy.\u201d This makes me smile and tear up.<\/p>\n<p>Step two: Lily goes off the bed head first, waiting for just the right moment, then freezes in a handstand, and farts in my direction.<\/p>\n<p>Step three: Uncontrollable laughter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend I hit a blue patch. Some twenty minutes later Lily asked me, \u201cAre you still sad?\u201d I admitted I was and she said, \u201cWell come over here to the love machine.\u201d What is the love machine? Step one: Lily looks into my eyes and says, \u201cI have such a pretty Mommy.\u201d This makes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jenniferblaine.com\/thoughts\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}